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A funny song about getting shot in the ass while bar hopping in Riverwest Milwaukee.


Beer blast fish fry cold frigid lake. fire up the grill gonna eat a big steak. Got a bottle of whiskey gonna get drained. I don't care if it starts to rain.

Hammer down time starting at noon. Head on down to the local saloon. got my pick but i always go to one. Schlitz after Blatz after Pabst till I'm done.

Well I'm walking to I running to I'm crawling from the bar. Can't see straight but it's not to far. Spent all my money so I can't get mugged. Instead I get shot by a local punk

As I was running he shot me in the ass. Said next time we meet you better have cash. I finally got home and looked for the bullet. Was the only damn thing I had in my wallet.

Hammer down time never gonna end. You don't wanna drink I'll find another friend. We'll keep going till we're told to stop. Then We'll find another way to have one more shot.


released April 4, 2015
Records by Matt Minue 2015 for 100% Off! Records Milwaukee Wisconsin. Billy Crandall-Bass. Dave Somerscales-drums, Jeff Callesen- Guitar and vocals



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